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last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that

(Source: beautifulhorsemeat)

Dear Hockey Gods,

Please let the wings win tonight

for all that is good in this world

please please please please

Please

“Petr has a Pomeranian named Misko.”

AMY BLESSED BE U

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